http://news.yahoo.com/s/yblog_thelookout/20110428/us_yblog_thelookout/man-in-cow-suit-robs-walmart-of-26-gallons-of-milk;_ylt=AlnkNzj3nsNbLSClsnN6oxes0NUE;_ylu=X3oDMTU0NTd1bDFqBGFzc2V0A3libG9nX3RoZWxvb2tvdXQvMjAxMTA0MjgvbWFuLWluLWNvdy1zdWl0LXJvYnMtd2FsbWFydC1vZi0yNi1nYWxsb25zLW9mLW1pbGsEY2NvZGUDbW9zdHBvcHVsYXIEY3BvcwM5BHBvcwM2BHB0A2hvbWVfY29rZQRzZWMDeW5faGVhZGxpbmVfbGlzdARzbGsDbWFuaW5jb3dzdWl0
So, a cow walks into a Wal-mart dairy section...no not a bad joke just a weird theft. Apparently an unidentified 18 year old male, dressed in a cow costume, walked into Wal-Mart, and proceeded to steal milk. In total the udderly ridiculous thief made off with 26 gallons of milk. That's right Twenty-Six Gallons. He was however caught across the street at a Mc Donalds and brought back to Wal-Mart to be identified. How, you may ask, might he be identified? It seems the costume did not cover the suspects face allowing identification. I think this one might go down in the Darwin Awards.
Love, love, love the story. Unfortunately, a milk truck would have had to hit the cow on the way out of the store for Darwin. Still, he will likely be a Darwin finalist sooner or later.
ReplyDeleteInteresting story. I would like to know what motivated the young thief to dress as a cow who is stealing milk. My intuition is telling me that he might have been going for the publicity because why else would a man steal milk dressed as a cow. ;)
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